What's popping slime?
We found brick, we found glass, and we found semen. -a Six year old
Dry cleaning is magical
Not a fan of HISradio...
Fundies throwing out the Greek words to explain things. Love it.
"Someone Read genesis 15:18 to Mr. Obama"....what the heck church signs??
Shortest. Graduation. Ever. 50mins.
Durst.
So. Much. Storm.
Nationwide is on your side. Like like like like a tumor

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Quick anniversary post!

-At The same time: yuppies make me wanna hurl
-I don't like dramatic irony -sam
-I'm full; I'm dead. I'm full of dead.
-I Want a house with secrets,.not ghosts
-Keeping it coozie
-Nine studio ghibli films and coco Chanel perfume? I love you Sam!

I will post better tomorrow! Promise!

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Tomorrow is Our 5 Year Anniversary

Galactic League of Extraterrestrial Exploration

Nose breath -hannah

I really don't like ABC studios camera work... Never have. It just feels...cheap and lame and fake? Sorry ABC, I am just not a fan.

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Grateful

I feel like I'm in the only part of the world not being devastated by disaster. For once, I'm glad Greenwood is not exciting.

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I thought we were on the same page?

Emerald- I hate emotions.
Hannah- You sound like me
Emerald- But you were sounding like me
Hannah- So now things are normal?
Emerald- Yea

Dong Ma?
I'm currently obsessed with Firefly

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I have terrible sleep habits

It's like a crime scene in my pants
I'm scared of tampons. How do you live? Dangerously.
I hate water. Hereafter begins with a tsunami. And a little boy dying.
I miss frozen yogurt
I forgot Emily sleeps with the tv on
Why are friends dads always fun?
Discussing welfare and race on the way back to school

I'm so snuggled!
Hannah drops her sticks with sass.

Arguing about thank you notes at cracker barrel. Mema vs me and Casey
I feel narcoleptic.

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Did you know?

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.