I have terrible sleep habits

It's like a crime scene in my pants
I'm scared of tampons. How do you live? Dangerously.
I hate water. Hereafter begins with a tsunami. And a little boy dying.
I miss frozen yogurt
I forgot Emily sleeps with the tv on
Why are friends dads always fun?
Discussing welfare and race on the way back to school

I'm so snuggled!
Hannah drops her sticks with sass.

Arguing about thank you notes at cracker barrel. Mema vs me and Casey
I feel narcoleptic.

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Did you know?

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.