Hero of Canton, The Man They Call Jayne

Oh, He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne.
Our Jayne saw the mudders' backs breakin'.
He saw the mudders' lament.
And he saw the Magistrate takin'
every dollar and leavin' five cents.
So he said: "You can't do that to my people."
said "You can't crush them under your heel."
So Jayne strapped on his hat
and in 5 seconds flat
stole everythin' Boss Higgins had to steal.
Oh, He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne.
Now here is what separates heroes
from common folk like you and I.
The man they call Jayne
he turned 'round his plane
and let that money hit sky.
He dropped it onto our houses
he dropped it into our yards.
The man they called Jayne
he stole away our pain
and headed out for the stars!
(Here we go!)
He robbed from the rich
and he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man
and he gave him what for.
Our love for him now
ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton
the man they call Jayne...

Hunger Games Trailer

Movement in my Shirt

So about 10 minutes ago, I reached into my closest and selected a purple turtleneck to wear. As I was going to take the hanger out of the shirt, I saw movement...inside of the shirt.
Now movement is not something one would like to see inside of a shirt that he or she is about to wear. I dropped the shirt because I have seen movies and I was not about to open the shirt only to be attacked by some vicious clothes dwelling alien. I have seen way too much Doctor Who to know that could be possible. Now as I said, I dropped the shirt and then a small brown nickel sized furry of death and horror started to scurry from the inside of my shirt. Without taking my eyes off of this vicious monster, I reached up into my other closest and got my paper towel roll, tore off about 4 sheets (more sheets = less contact with monster that wants to take over the world), and proceeded to squish and squash and smear the tiny yet terrifying monster with eight legs into the collar of my purple turtleneck shirt.
Then I hyperventilated, called my boyfriend, walked in circles while trying to call him again, finally he answered then I left my room and walked in circles in the hall and then went into the stairwell and walked in circles in the landing and went to the lobby and circled there and went back upstairs and into my room.
 Luckily for all of humanity, the spider was still dead, my shirt is still in the middle of my floor with spider guts inside of it and I am not sleeping in my room tonight.

On Napping and Pee

I just had the most amazing nap ever that lasted 30 minutes. Cool thing: I dreamed. Unfortunately, my dreams consisted of me trying to go pee and fail because people kept walking in on me. Fortunately, I did not pee my bed thanks to boyfriend calling me.
I really, really, (you don't know how really) want to go back to sleep but I can't because I have to go shower because my mom is driving an hour and a half and then picking me up and then driving 45 minutes so that we can go shopping for warm things for me to wear.

So no more naps today.

...Until tonight. But I think that is called a sleep.

The Park in the Dark

In the park
in the dark
by the lake
and the bridge,
at last we see
where we want to be,
  me and Loopy
      and Little Gee.
           WHOOPEE!

my philosophy in quotes from some of my favorite things

I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good; I aim to misbehave b/c there's no such thing as an ordinary human. I'm not dangerous & I'm not homeless, anymore. Keep calm, carry a wand and don't blink, because it's going to be totally awesome.

The Doctor's Rules

001.a The Doctor lies

001.b Don't wander off

001.c I'm in charge

002 I'm not the professor, I'm the Doctor

003 You need a hand to hold

007 Never run when you are scared

027 Never knowingly be serious

054 Anything can come from outside of the universe, but nothing can come from before the universe

408.a Time is not the boss of you

408.b You should always waste time when you don't have any.

Rule 027 is my favorite.