I'm tired. Can't we just be Death Eaters?

OH on Divorce Court: He took my grilled cheese sandwich!

Worst smell ever: sweaty kids

I wonder if anyone is allergic to apples -hannah

Dad- rapper name, plat-num

I wonder how many mentions celebrities get on Twitter each day

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Adventure Time

Hannah, wistfully, I love twix
Aidan singing happy birthday because he doesn't know what weddings are.
Weddings are so joyous....unless you are a klutz off her meds

Mr fox- I have a temperature
Beagles love blueberries
No your not, you're disloyal

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What's popping slime?
We found brick, we found glass, and we found semen. -a Six year old
Dry cleaning is magical
Not a fan of HISradio...
Fundies throwing out the Greek words to explain things. Love it.
"Someone Read genesis 15:18 to Mr. Obama"....what the heck church signs??
Shortest. Graduation. Ever. 50mins.
Durst.
So. Much. Storm.
Nationwide is on your side. Like like like like a tumor

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Quick anniversary post!

-At The same time: yuppies make me wanna hurl
-I don't like dramatic irony -sam
-I'm full; I'm dead. I'm full of dead.
-I Want a house with secrets,.not ghosts
-Keeping it coozie
-Nine studio ghibli films and coco Chanel perfume? I love you Sam!

I will post better tomorrow! Promise!

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Tomorrow is Our 5 Year Anniversary

Galactic League of Extraterrestrial Exploration

Nose breath -hannah

I really don't like ABC studios camera work... Never have. It just feels...cheap and lame and fake? Sorry ABC, I am just not a fan.

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Grateful

I feel like I'm in the only part of the world not being devastated by disaster. For once, I'm glad Greenwood is not exciting.

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I thought we were on the same page?

Emerald- I hate emotions.
Hannah- You sound like me
Emerald- But you were sounding like me
Hannah- So now things are normal?
Emerald- Yea

Dong Ma?
I'm currently obsessed with Firefly

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I have terrible sleep habits

It's like a crime scene in my pants
I'm scared of tampons. How do you live? Dangerously.
I hate water. Hereafter begins with a tsunami. And a little boy dying.
I miss frozen yogurt
I forgot Emily sleeps with the tv on
Why are friends dads always fun?
Discussing welfare and race on the way back to school

I'm so snuggled!
Hannah drops her sticks with sass.

Arguing about thank you notes at cracker barrel. Mema vs me and Casey
I feel narcoleptic.

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Did you know?

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

Sent someone to jail today...

Only question: why did they back up?
"I'm not fat, I'm cuddly" - me

Quick post for a very interesting night. DUM DUM DUUUUM

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Quick update

I want the thank you notes book by jimmy fallon
I love butt warmers
I realized I am ocd
Why are finales always so sad?
I don't like ads for meds on hulu. Red lobster was odd enough, but meds are weird.

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Mostly Quotes from Hannah

• "Lazy eyes bug me." -Hannah
• So, today Hannah and I decided to run out and get the mail. In the rain. Hannah's response: "I thought I would like it but I don't!"
• "I wish you were younger than me so you could do what I say." -Hannah
• "Now my legs are a burrito!" -Hannah, wrapped in a blanket.
• Color Splash all day? Yes, please. David Bromstad quote of the day: "Those chairs are a gorgeous piece of fierce!"

My baby sister is a pretty cool person, for only being 15. And she's pretty funny and weird too. So, because she inspires so much of my weirdness, I thought I'd give a shout out to her through this clip. RED VINES! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3S56UGG0e8

Well, That's all for today. Tomorrow, I'm going to go looking for adventure. Even if it's raining.

Today I went to church and to Greenville.

I will expand this later. Right now, I'm really tired.

• The square root of soon is never.
• Luke (a 3 year old) was so excited about this little race car that I named Fredrick. It made us friends.
• Emerald is definitely a black stripper name.
• Ohpa!
• "hmu" apparently means "hit me up." Sorry middle school friends. I just thought you all had a brain malfunction when I was trying to pronounce it.
• Frightening Emerald is frightening.
• They (cicadas) don't have bones. -Hilary
• I finally met Dr. Hahn!! She is AWESOME!
• Blue is not a flavor!!!
• Definitely thought that some guy at the gas station was dead or knocked out. He was sort of half kneeling in his truck and not moving the lower half of his body. He's lucky I didn't call 911. Or freak out. Jk, I freaked out.
• Meat Loaf (person) is just bad meatloaf (food). All gross and sweaty.
• Sam- Can you mimic unreal things? Me- I can mimic a unicorn! Neigh! Sam- Unicorn! Me- Unicorns don’t say "unicorn!" Sam- UNICORN!!!

The Word of the Day is...Yay!

I want bridal henna.
OM NOM NOM NOM
I didn't sleep last night. I was just awake. Yay!
Hearing my dad snore is comforting. Is that weird?
I really want waffles. We don't have any, so I'm making muffins. Yay!
Church yard sale and sister's piano and voice recital. Yay! Family day!
I'm ready for the alien invasion to be over.
I love my future in-laws!
My sister kicked BUTT tonight!!!

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Shows With Dead Bodies

You gotta love crime tv. The beginning is usually always the same with a few variations. Unsuspecting persons come across remains and freak out. OR the soon-to-be victim shows us what happened moments before his or her death. 
As annoyingly predictive as this is, how else are the writers supposed to introduce the episode?
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I mean, I'm sure it's hard enough coming up with creative ways to kill people and only have a couple of red herrings (and by couple i mean several) per season. But I mean, come on guys.
I only mention this because I am starting to watch Body of Proof on Hulu. (I've gone through my queue already.) So that's about it.
OH! Also, I really love when they say the title of the episode, in the episode. (Also, it's great when movies do that too. There's a Family Guy about it too. You should see it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEi4I6UWuDQ  
Also, I found another clip of movies saying the title. It uses a lot of movies geared toward a younger audience, so I am assuming it will be funny to most of you guys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIUhA--KQP4&NR=1

NOW, I am done. I think.
PS, Sorry about the random fonts. I'm trying to find one I really like. 
PPS, Comments are always appreciated. 

I'll go be colorful somewhere else

• I'm not amused. -Dad
• Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house. Dad- She never said that!!
• The avengers series is going to be awesome!!! (I saw Thor on Thursday. It was meh, but I'm looking forward to the rest of the movies.)
• Meatloaf, should I run for president? -Trump
• Chickfila just text me at 3am. Wtf
• Parents laughing outside of bedroom. Help
• The PCA carnival was SO much fun!

Sorry for the bad grammar. I was typing this throughout yesterday and today. As you can see, not much happened. I went to a book fair carnival today at my sister's high school (well, it's a K-12 school) and I hung out with the coolest ninth and eighth graders in the world. (Shout out to Hannah and Lyndsey!) Other than that, not much happening. Tomorrow (well, today) I'm helping out with a church yard sale so that should be full of would be Tweets and status updates. Whooo!

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Lots of Thoughts today.

• Guess who doesn't have gas? This girl
• Glad my boss is never there
• I've been wearing my Perry shirt for a whole week. Family noticed today. 
• Mango!! only food of the day! (update, i also had Chinese)
• There are earrings being made from the cicada wings. gross
• Fine, tralfazz! i love phineas and ferb
• MUST RESIST URGE TO TWEET
• Omg, sam wants to see a movie. A SUPERHERO MOVIE! finally! also, i love him.
• house hunters: a massive house, beautiful. it's a forclosure home. that's sad. poor guys. stupid recession. 
• "Did you know there was a man named Charles the Fat! Meep!"
• Mythbusters: When "poop" hits the fan. Yesss
• Those are fat noodles!
• My car is going through gender reassignment.
• I'm scared of stairs.

Well that's all for today. Tomorrow I will assess the situation further.

Clarifying

So, I know I had said that I hope less frequent updates will result in more "popularity," but that is primarily for humor. Really, I hope to become less dependent upon social media. Just thought I would clear that up.

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Why?

A question everyone wants the answer to when a blog is first published. Why? Because it is expected that the blogger will tell his or her readers (or mom) why his or her soul is being laid out raw, bare, for all to see on the internet. In my case, I am blogging because I realized today that I use instant social media far too frequently. 
I updated my Facebook status and Tweeted 9 times. (Wow, only 9? It sure felt like a lot more.) While for some, that may just have gotten you through your morning routine, to me, that seems a bit much. Maybe. I started to become paranoid that people were getting annoyed with my frequent updates when my notifications gradually decreased in quantity.
 "Are they not funny enough?" "Are they too 'pop culture'?" "Too many inside jokes?" 
These questions haunted me all day. Less updates may increase notifications thus increasing my social status (which, after all, is why we use social media). But how can I continue to document my thoughts, actions, and observations without a massive deluge? *lightbulb* Blogging! But isn't blogging kind of early 2K? Maybe. But we shall see. I had a blog once... lasted 3 weeks... I think. (Hm... what ever happened to that?) Now, seeing as this is the start of the summer, I may just have created this blog out of boredom (probably) but hopefully this shall be the cure for my instant social media disease. (Labels are like hashtags? #amiright? #reallyhopeimright).
So. Here's the deal. Since most (90%) of my status updates and Tweets are provided via my HTC Hero and TweetCaster, I have (hopefully) found an app that will allow me to blog on the go! Wha-ho! If not, I'm not sure what I will do. Maybe just use a note app? So, while this blog may have long posts such as this (I'm planning on publishing one of my answers for an exam I just finished), mostly it will be sort of bullet points of would-be tweets or statuses. Here goes...
*click*