So about 10 minutes ago, I reached into my closest and selected a purple turtleneck to wear. As I was going to take the hanger out of the shirt, I saw movement...inside of the shirt.
Now movement is not something one would like to see inside of a shirt that he or she is about to wear. I dropped the shirt because I have seen movies and I was not about to open the shirt only to be attacked by some vicious clothes dwelling alien. I have seen way too much Doctor Who to know that could be possible. Now as I said, I dropped the shirt and then a small brown nickel sized furry of death and horror started to scurry from the inside of my shirt. Without taking my eyes off of this vicious monster, I reached up into my other closest and got my paper towel roll, tore off about 4 sheets (more sheets = less contact with monster that wants to take over the world), and proceeded to squish and squash and smear the tiny yet terrifying monster with eight legs into the collar of my purple turtleneck shirt.
Then I hyperventilated, called my boyfriend, walked in circles while trying to call him again, finally he answered then I left my room and walked in circles in the hall and then went into the stairwell and walked in circles in the landing and went to the lobby and circled there and went back upstairs and into my room.
Luckily for all of humanity, the spider was still dead, my shirt is still in the middle of my floor with spider guts inside of it and I am not sleeping in my room tonight.
Friday, November 11, 2011
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
On Napping and Pee
I just had the most amazing nap ever that lasted 30 minutes. Cool thing: I dreamed. Unfortunately, my dreams consisted of me trying to go pee and fail because people kept walking in on me. Fortunately, I did not pee my bed thanks to boyfriend calling me.
I really, really, (you don't know how really) want to go back to sleep but I can't because I have to go shower because my mom is driving an hour and a half and then picking me up and then driving 45 minutes so that we can go shopping for warm things for me to wear.
So no more naps today.
...Until tonight. But I think that is called a sleep.
I really, really, (you don't know how really) want to go back to sleep but I can't because I have to go shower because my mom is driving an hour and a half and then picking me up and then driving 45 minutes so that we can go shopping for warm things for me to wear.
So no more naps today.
...Until tonight. But I think that is called a sleep.
Monday, November 7, 2011
The Park in the Dark
In the park
in the dark
by the lake
and the bridge,
at last we see
where we want to be,
me and Loopy
and Little Gee.
WHOOPEE!
in the dark
by the lake
and the bridge,
at last we see
where we want to be,
me and Loopy
and Little Gee.
WHOOPEE!
Friday, November 4, 2011
my philosophy in quotes from some of my favorite things
I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good; I aim to misbehave b/c there's no such thing as an ordinary human. I'm not dangerous & I'm not homeless, anymore. Keep calm, carry a wand and don't blink, because it's going to be totally awesome.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
The Doctor's Rules
001.a The Doctor lies
001.b Don't wander off
001.c I'm in charge
002 I'm not the professor, I'm the Doctor
003 You need a hand to hold
007 Never run when you are scared
027 Never knowingly be serious
054 Anything can come from outside of the universe, but nothing can come from before the universe
408.a Time is not the boss of you
408.b You should always waste time when you don't have any.
Rule 027 is my favorite.
Friday, October 21, 2011
Update: Obsessions
Harry Potter (I was proudly sorted into Slytherin house)
Doctor Who
Firefly
Hunger Games
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Starkid Productions: A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, Starship
Artemis Fowl
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Jane Austen
Youtubers: Nerimon, Charlieissocoollike, LittleRadge
Doctor Horrible's Evil Sing-Along Blog
Mad Men
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Doctor Who
Firefly
Hunger Games
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Starkid Productions: A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, Starship
Artemis Fowl
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Jane Austen
Youtubers: Nerimon, Charlieissocoollike, LittleRadge
Doctor Horrible's Evil Sing-Along Blog
Mad Men
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
My favorite books from my childhood
The Park in the Dark: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Park-Dark-Martin-Waddell/dp/0744594081
The Wedding of Brown Bear and White Bear: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/695712.The_Wedding_of_Brown_Bear_and_White_Bear
The Wedding of Brown Bear and White Bear: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/695712.The_Wedding_of_Brown_Bear_and_White_Bear
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