- Guess who doesn't have gas? This girl
- Glad my boss is never there
- I've been wearing my Perry shirt for a whole week. Family noticed today.
- Mango!! only food of the day! (update, i also had Chinese)
- There are earrings being made from the cicada wings. gross
- Fine, tralfazz! i love phineas and ferb
- MUST RESIST URGE TO TWEET
- Omg, sam wants to see a movie. A SUPERHERO MOVIE! finally! also, i love him.
- house hunters: a massive house, beautiful. it's a forclosure home. that's sad. poor guys. stupid recession.
- "Did you know there was a man named Charles the Fat! Meep!"
- Mythbusters: When "poop" hits the fan. Yesss
- Those are fat noodles!
- My car is going through gender reassignment.
- I'm scared of stairs.
Well that's all for today. Tomorrow I will assess the situation further.