Meant to blog days ago.

OH in Migs: 15 year old daughter to mom- no, I'm the princess!

This is why we have war: young men are stupid. (my Dad, watching afv.)

Make like a cabbage and head out

The floor is lava!
Mm toasty

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I'm a bad person.

I know I keep saying I'll have longer posts with actual interesting subjects, but when I usually think of intriguing things to say I'm either driving, or otherwise occupied so that I cannot write down my thoughts. And by the time that I have access to my phone or a pen and paper, I forget (curse you attention deficit disorder!). Like just now as I was typing this, I had a really clever joke that I was going to include but I had to figure out how to spell deficit and I forgot. Gr. But since the main purpose of my blog was to just have random thoughts and take up more space in the interwebs, I feel that it is ok. I may not have as many readers, but that is ok.
Some of you may have noticed that the past few days I have posted to Twitter or Facebook. Shame on me. No, well yes...But I was also curious to see how much attention I gathered from different types of posts. (No, I'm not just justifying...only a little bit.) Funny, travel updates, quotes, pictures. I received the most traffic from posting a quote from the best-movie-made-from-the-best-series-ever "Serenity" from the series "Firefly." (The quote can be viewed here) http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10150191566935896&id=599010895
The picture I posted received the most traffic http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150191101575896&set=a.495243115895.270870.599010895&type=1&theater (The one I posted on the 25th received a lot of traffic too, but since that one was sort of obligatory since it was mine and Sam's anniversary, I decided it doesn't count. lol)

So yes, that is about all. Are you people happy? I hope so because I sure am. Life's pretty swell right now. And here are today's updates:

I feel like a battle hero when I have scratches like this. -Hannah
My scratch never gets back. -Hannah
When my mom was pregnant with my sister, I tried to shove a Barbie up her vagina so that my sister could have something to play with.
'Ello gov'ner! -Ashlyn, a 6 year old.

I'm tired. Can't we just be Death Eaters?

OH on Divorce Court: He took my grilled cheese sandwich!

Worst smell ever: sweaty kids

I wonder if anyone is allergic to apples -hannah

Dad- rapper name, plat-num

I wonder how many mentions celebrities get on Twitter each day

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Adventure Time

Hannah, wistfully, I love twix
Aidan singing happy birthday because he doesn't know what weddings are.
Weddings are so joyous....unless you are a klutz off her meds

Mr fox- I have a temperature
Beagles love blueberries
No your not, you're disloyal

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What's popping slime?
We found brick, we found glass, and we found semen. -a Six year old
Dry cleaning is magical
Not a fan of HISradio...
Fundies throwing out the Greek words to explain things. Love it.
"Someone Read genesis 15:18 to Mr. Obama"....what the heck church signs??
Shortest. Graduation. Ever. 50mins.
Durst.
So. Much. Storm.
Nationwide is on your side. Like like like like a tumor

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Quick anniversary post!

-At The same time: yuppies make me wanna hurl
-I don't like dramatic irony -sam
-I'm full; I'm dead. I'm full of dead.
-I Want a house with secrets,.not ghosts
-Keeping it coozie
-Nine studio ghibli films and coco Chanel perfume? I love you Sam!

I will post better tomorrow! Promise!

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Tomorrow is Our 5 Year Anniversary

Galactic League of Extraterrestrial Exploration

Nose breath -hannah

I really don't like ABC studios camera work... Never have. It just feels...cheap and lame and fake? Sorry ABC, I am just not a fan.

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