I have terrible sleep habits

It's like a crime scene in my pants
I'm scared of tampons. How do you live? Dangerously.
I hate water. Hereafter begins with a tsunami. And a little boy dying.
I miss frozen yogurt
I forgot Emily sleeps with the tv on
Why are friends dads always fun?
Discussing welfare and race on the way back to school

I'm so snuggled!
Hannah drops her sticks with sass.

Arguing about thank you notes at cracker barrel. Mema vs me and Casey
I feel narcoleptic.

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Did you know?

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

Sent someone to jail today...

Only question: why did they back up?
"I'm not fat, I'm cuddly" - me

Quick post for a very interesting night. DUM DUM DUUUUM

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Quick update

I want the thank you notes book by jimmy fallon
I love butt warmers
I realized I am ocd
Why are finales always so sad?
I don't like ads for meds on hulu. Red lobster was odd enough, but meds are weird.

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Mostly Quotes from Hannah

• "Lazy eyes bug me." -Hannah
• So, today Hannah and I decided to run out and get the mail. In the rain. Hannah's response: "I thought I would like it but I don't!"
• "I wish you were younger than me so you could do what I say." -Hannah
• "Now my legs are a burrito!" -Hannah, wrapped in a blanket.
• Color Splash all day? Yes, please. David Bromstad quote of the day: "Those chairs are a gorgeous piece of fierce!"

My baby sister is a pretty cool person, for only being 15. And she's pretty funny and weird too. So, because she inspires so much of my weirdness, I thought I'd give a shout out to her through this clip. RED VINES! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3S56UGG0e8

Well, That's all for today. Tomorrow, I'm going to go looking for adventure. Even if it's raining.

Today I went to church and to Greenville.

I will expand this later. Right now, I'm really tired.

• The square root of soon is never.
• Luke (a 3 year old) was so excited about this little race car that I named Fredrick. It made us friends.
• Emerald is definitely a black stripper name.
• Ohpa!
• "hmu" apparently means "hit me up." Sorry middle school friends. I just thought you all had a brain malfunction when I was trying to pronounce it.
• Frightening Emerald is frightening.
• They (cicadas) don't have bones. -Hilary
• I finally met Dr. Hahn!! She is AWESOME!
• Blue is not a flavor!!!
• Definitely thought that some guy at the gas station was dead or knocked out. He was sort of half kneeling in his truck and not moving the lower half of his body. He's lucky I didn't call 911. Or freak out. Jk, I freaked out.
• Meat Loaf (person) is just bad meatloaf (food). All gross and sweaty.
• Sam- Can you mimic unreal things? Me- I can mimic a unicorn! Neigh! Sam- Unicorn! Me- Unicorns don’t say "unicorn!" Sam- UNICORN!!!

The Word of the Day is...Yay!

I want bridal henna.
OM NOM NOM NOM
I didn't sleep last night. I was just awake. Yay!
Hearing my dad snore is comforting. Is that weird?
I really want waffles. We don't have any, so I'm making muffins. Yay!
Church yard sale and sister's piano and voice recital. Yay! Family day!
I'm ready for the alien invasion to be over.
I love my future in-laws!
My sister kicked BUTT tonight!!!

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