Less Than Instant Social Media

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

I'm a bad person.

I know I keep saying I'll have longer posts with actual interesting subjects, but when I usually think of intriguing things to say I'm either driving, or otherwise occupied so that I cannot write down my thoughts. And by the time that I have access to my phone or a pen and paper, I forget (curse you attention deficit disorder!). Like just now as I was typing this, I had a really clever joke that I was going to include but I had to figure out how to spell deficit and I forgot. Gr. But since the main purpose of my blog was to just have random thoughts and take up more space in the interwebs, I feel that it is ok. I may not have as many readers, but that is ok.
Some of you may have noticed that the past few days I have posted to Twitter or Facebook. Shame on me. No, well yes...But I was also curious to see how much attention I gathered from different types of posts. (No, I'm not just justifying...only a little bit.) Funny, travel updates, quotes, pictures. I received the most traffic from posting a quote from the best-movie-made-from-the-best-series-ever "Serenity" from the series "Firefly." (The quote can be viewed here) http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10150191566935896&id=599010895
The picture I posted received the most traffic http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150191101575896&set=a.495243115895.270870.599010895&type=1&theater (The one I posted on the 25th received a lot of traffic too, but since that one was sort of obligatory since it was mine and Sam's anniversary, I decided it doesn't count. lol)

So yes, that is about all. Are you people happy? I hope so because I sure am. Life's pretty swell right now. And here are today's updates:

I feel like a battle hero when I have scratches like this. -Hannah
My scratch never gets back. -Hannah
When my mom was pregnant with my sister, I tried to shove a Barbie up her vagina so that my sister could have something to play with.
'Ello gov'ner! -Ashlyn, a 6 year old.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

I'm tired. Can't we just be Death Eaters?

OH on Divorce Court: He took my grilled cheese sandwich!

Worst smell ever: sweaty kids

I wonder if anyone is allergic to apples -hannah

Dad- rapper name, plat-num

I wonder how many mentions celebrities get on Twitter each day