Sent someone to jail today...

Only question: why did they back up?
"I'm not fat, I'm cuddly" - me

Quick post for a very interesting night. DUM DUM DUUUUM

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Quick update

I want the thank you notes book by jimmy fallon
I love butt warmers
I realized I am ocd
Why are finales always so sad?
I don't like ads for meds on hulu. Red lobster was odd enough, but meds are weird.

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Mostly Quotes from Hannah

• "Lazy eyes bug me." -Hannah
• So, today Hannah and I decided to run out and get the mail. In the rain. Hannah's response: "I thought I would like it but I don't!"
• "I wish you were younger than me so you could do what I say." -Hannah
• "Now my legs are a burrito!" -Hannah, wrapped in a blanket.
• Color Splash all day? Yes, please. David Bromstad quote of the day: "Those chairs are a gorgeous piece of fierce!"

My baby sister is a pretty cool person, for only being 15. And she's pretty funny and weird too. So, because she inspires so much of my weirdness, I thought I'd give a shout out to her through this clip. RED VINES! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3S56UGG0e8

Well, That's all for today. Tomorrow, I'm going to go looking for adventure. Even if it's raining.

Today I went to church and to Greenville.

I will expand this later. Right now, I'm really tired.

• The square root of soon is never.
• Luke (a 3 year old) was so excited about this little race car that I named Fredrick. It made us friends.
• Emerald is definitely a black stripper name.
• Ohpa!
• "hmu" apparently means "hit me up." Sorry middle school friends. I just thought you all had a brain malfunction when I was trying to pronounce it.
• Frightening Emerald is frightening.
• They (cicadas) don't have bones. -Hilary
• I finally met Dr. Hahn!! She is AWESOME!
• Blue is not a flavor!!!
• Definitely thought that some guy at the gas station was dead or knocked out. He was sort of half kneeling in his truck and not moving the lower half of his body. He's lucky I didn't call 911. Or freak out. Jk, I freaked out.
• Meat Loaf (person) is just bad meatloaf (food). All gross and sweaty.
• Sam- Can you mimic unreal things? Me- I can mimic a unicorn! Neigh! Sam- Unicorn! Me- Unicorns don’t say "unicorn!" Sam- UNICORN!!!

The Word of the Day is...Yay!

I want bridal henna.
OM NOM NOM NOM
I didn't sleep last night. I was just awake. Yay!
Hearing my dad snore is comforting. Is that weird?
I really want waffles. We don't have any, so I'm making muffins. Yay!
Church yard sale and sister's piano and voice recital. Yay! Family day!
I'm ready for the alien invasion to be over.
I love my future in-laws!
My sister kicked BUTT tonight!!!

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Shows With Dead Bodies

You gotta love crime tv. The beginning is usually always the same with a few variations. Unsuspecting persons come across remains and freak out. OR the soon-to-be victim shows us what happened moments before his or her death. 
As annoyingly predictive as this is, how else are the writers supposed to introduce the episode?
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I mean, I'm sure it's hard enough coming up with creative ways to kill people and only have a couple of red herrings (and by couple i mean several) per season. But I mean, come on guys.
I only mention this because I am starting to watch Body of Proof on Hulu. (I've gone through my queue already.) So that's about it.
OH! Also, I really love when they say the title of the episode, in the episode. (Also, it's great when movies do that too. There's a Family Guy about it too. You should see it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEi4I6UWuDQ  
Also, I found another clip of movies saying the title. It uses a lot of movies geared toward a younger audience, so I am assuming it will be funny to most of you guys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIUhA--KQP4&NR=1

NOW, I am done. I think.
PS, Sorry about the random fonts. I'm trying to find one I really like. 
PPS, Comments are always appreciated. 

I'll go be colorful somewhere else

• I'm not amused. -Dad
• Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house. Dad- She never said that!!
• The avengers series is going to be awesome!!! (I saw Thor on Thursday. It was meh, but I'm looking forward to the rest of the movies.)
• Meatloaf, should I run for president? -Trump
• Chickfila just text me at 3am. Wtf
• Parents laughing outside of bedroom. Help
• The PCA carnival was SO much fun!

Sorry for the bad grammar. I was typing this throughout yesterday and today. As you can see, not much happened. I went to a book fair carnival today at my sister's high school (well, it's a K-12 school) and I hung out with the coolest ninth and eighth graders in the world. (Shout out to Hannah and Lyndsey!) Other than that, not much happening. Tomorrow (well, today) I'm helping out with a church yard sale so that should be full of would be Tweets and status updates. Whooo!

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